Must begin by appearing to know their class in order to give us a false sense of security;
Must claim to know boss encounters;
Must proceed to ignore all boss mechanics including but not limited to:
1. Standing in place when injected on Grobbulous, killing healers;
2. AoE'ing Zombie Chow when decimate is not active; and
3. Standing in one place on Thaddius regardless of charge.
Must type nonsensically in chat while others are explaining raid strategies.
Rolling on all gear is a must and winning 75% of said rolls, including shards, would be an asset.
(There, I've qq'd about it – I can move on.)